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Hand-drawn illustration of a coffee cup sticker with text 'Coffee please and a shot of cynicism' on a wooden background.

This one's for the fast-talkers and the Lorelai-level caffeine addicts. Add the perfect touch of Stars Hollow to your laptop, planner, or water bottle with this must-have decal for your collection.

"Coffee Please and A Shot of Cynicism" | Lorelai Gilmore Matte Vinyl Sticker

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"Coffee, please, and a shot of cynicism!" This premium sticker captures the fast-paced, highly sarcastic, and fiercely independent spirit of coffee queen, Lorelai Gilmore. Stick this on your favorite travel mug as a reminder that as long as there's coffee, you can handle whatever Stars Hollow—or the real world—throws at you.

Why Fans Love It:
  • Designed for the Cozy Life: a soft-touch, non-glare, matte finish that ensures readability
  • Created for Daily Use: water-resistant and durable, ideal for your coffee tumbler, phone, or kindle
  • Hand-picked for Gifting: a unique Gilmore Girls basket filler or a thoughtful "just because" gift for your best friend, mom, or daughter
Product Details: 
  • Size: 2.25"x2.25", die-cut
  • Material: high-quality matte vinyl
  • Durability: water-resistant, scratch-proof, and UV-resistant
  • Application: peel-and-stick on any smooth, hard surface

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Our matte vinyl stickers are water-resistant and designed to survive daily handling on your gear, such as water bottles or phone cases. If you place your sticker on drinkware, hand-washing is recommended.

Our die-cut stickers measure no larger than 3.5”, the perfect size for any e-reader or tablet case, including Kindles, iPads, and more. It fits comfortably alongside other decals without overcrowding your device.

For best results, clean surface before application. Peel backing and stick to a smooth, hard surface.